SUPER SILLY SCIENCE (S3)

• An iPad who died via the kid who owned them drowning them in a toilet bowl. And then they died. And got out of hell. And now they’re back. Again. To get angry at everyone. Xe’s a fucking bitch I don’t want xem here at all go the fuck away ughhhhhh
• Goes by Rejectpad because Reject is a shitty name in his eyes.
• Any masculine or neutral pronouns !!!! (Also extra note xyr genderfaun and uranic rahhh)

ENTRY 1 - law of talos 2

CHALLENGE: Kill someone on your own team

ENTRY 2 - FORGOTTEN DISCARDED EXISTENCE

CHALLENGE: Find an older version of the Poop-O-Tron 9000

ENTRY 3 - THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP

REJECTPAD: Whassit this ti- OH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING.
REJECTPAD: :GULP::GULP::GULP::GULP::GULP::GULP:
COGNITOHAZARDY: That’s Achievement, the winner from last season! Secchi’s sciences may have hecked up a little along the way and turned them into exactly 56826 separate beings! How strange!
REJECTPAD: Every time I hear about this ‘Secchi’ bitch I’m more and more glad I’ve never met em.
COGNITOHAZARDY: Be nice!! Anyways you need to get houses for every single one of these dudes.
REJECTPAD: ..No. Just no. I literally killed a man for you. I’m not buying housing for a bagillion wastes of space that can just be fed to all the homeless people and all the starving animals.
COGNITOHAZARDY: …1000 of them? Pretty please? I really don’t wanna deal with them anymoooooreeee…
REJECTPAD: I’ll say multiple slurs right about now if you make me take that many fuckers.
COGNITOHAZARDY: …two. Two. Take two of them. And in retu-
REJECTPAD: Okay fine that’s good enough I guess
COGNITOHAZARDY: In return I’ll use an extremely old mutation method I randomly found that puts the recipient in immense pain!
THE BIG ASS MACHINE WHEELS UP TO REJECTPAD BECAUSE IT HAS WHEELS AND WITH ITS BIG SCARY LAZER IT STRIKES REJECTPAD
REJECTPAD: GAGAHAGAYAHSGQGSSUDBEUHDWGSWHGASHABXHCHSHAGAGWGWSHWBXGSGAGSGSHWHEWQHQWDHQWDHQWDHHDEWUHDGUQHEHDJWHQDBUYWQDFTYEWGDYUWEDGUHEQDGEWUYDFTYEWGDUYWEGDEYUQGDWQUYDQWUYDGQWUYDGIQ UWYDGWEIUYDGEIWUYFGERIFUYGIWERUYFGRWEIUHFGIERUHFBERHUFBOERHUFGOREHUFGREOUHFGREOUYGEQRFUYREFOUYEGROYUQREFGYUOERGOQURYEFGRQEFYUOGREFQOYUFGROYEUFGOYUQREGFQYREFGOYUREFGOUYQREGFIEQYUR
REJECTPAD: Damn. My head hurts. And my middle finger feels tingly.
COGNITOHAZARDY: Try putting the middle finger up at one of the deformed Achievements!
Xe does it and it turns into a little fetus. Damn
REJECTPAD:WHAT
REJECTPAD: okay .
REJECTPAD: also just give me the achievements already im bored

'TELECHI': guh
'EGCHI': hfdvhvhfdybvuyerbyu
REJECTPAD: Thanks. Cognitohazardy go away I need to tell these guys the truth.
cognitohazardy scuttles into a large pit into the floor and falls into the pits of hell
REJECTPAD: Okay . Guys . Guys I’m homeless I have no friends and i fucking died do you think I know what to do here. I’m in jst as much shit as you are
'TELECHI': idgaf
'EGCHI': what
REJECTPAD: sigh
REJECTPAD: What I'm saying is ask someone else. Literally everyone else on my team probably has a better life than me
'TELECHI':
'TELECHI': idgaffffff
REJECTPAD: EUHGHHHHH OKAY FINE IM GONNA GET YOU A HOUSE BUT JUST KNOW THIS IGNORANCE AND RUDENESS IS GONNA BITE YOU IN THE ASS SO DAMN HARD
'TELECHI': I Don’t Have An Ass
ill finish wriitng all of tnis in later im tired

You've reached the end! Good on you!
Did you know RejectPad is a horrible influence for your children? No wonder he went to Hell!